the smiting of necks

(Author's note: We resume the main story, joining immediately after the events of “it always is with heroes.”)

Shep smiled at the rejoinder. Sent a single snarling thought toward the clerk's head, into the shadow beneath the hat, where he knew there resided some equal intelligence to his own.

What do you have, little hero-man? Why are you so special?

Silence. Shep felt his band pawing the earth behind him. Besides the movement of the thumb and maddening motionlessness of his reply to Shep's first taunt, the clerk might have been a mannequin set out there to ward off the otherwise unwary. When it became clear the clerk would contribute nothing more, Shep gigged his horse forward another step, and from the redness in his eyes screamed silently at him.

ARROGANT FUCK ARROGANT ARROGANT PATHETIC —

Hey.

The single syllable from the clerk's shaded mouth cut Shep's rage-garbled thoughts off in the middle.

Didn't your mother ever tell you it's not polite to speak another language in front of people who don't understand it?

Shep would have been caught off guard by the comment enough on its own, but what entered his mind next had the effect of a sledgehammer striking drywall. The shrieks and keens and wails came from every direction. Shep squirmed in his saddle at the dissonant chorus and the screams they seemed to send right into his ears. The other men whirled around in their saddles, rearing their horses around, searching the horizon for the far-off sources of some of those lamentations, jumping at the ones near them.

Shep found himself again as he saw the clerk thrust the gauntleted hand into the air and send the raptor skyward with a tinny stereophonic war cry.

You idiots! It's in your heads! Get him, kill him —

The clerk had doffed the glove with a single violent thrust of his left hand and then had the rifle up, eyes smoldering and there was no telling if his voice came from his own throat or originated in the hellish corner of his imagination, broadcast to his hapless prey.

NOW WHEN YE MEET IN BATTLE THOSE WHO DISBELIEVE, THEN IT IS THE SMITING OF NECKS! SMITE THE NECKS AND SMITE OF THEM EACH FINGER!

There was no accounting for the bullets of the rifle as they spat into the midst of their unknowing prey. He shot at each man one, two, three times in the space of half as many seconds, acquiring another target as one man fell from his horse or slumped sideways in the saddle or sat straight up with his head bent back and the blood dribbling neatly down his face from the hole in his forehead. Each death as neatly thorough as it was swift.

He backed toward the storefront the entire time, and when he had run out, Shep still sat motionless at the head of his scattered crew, untouched by a single one of the clerk's bullets and struggling to free his machine pistol from his belt line. As he liberated it and pulled the trigger, the falcon struck him in the side and raked his armpit with its claws.

That marauder fell stunned to the ground, and in his ears were the screams of his own men. He looked up and saw the clerk ducking into the doorway of the store as bullets shattered the sliding glass doors, clanged off of the derelict shopping carts and puffed into the long untended pile of discount T-shirts sitting on the front-most display.

Shep gained his feet, his own blood cold across his body, and the falcon was tearing open the throat of Johnnyjohnnybobonny, the men blasting at the bird but in their panic dismembering their own comrade. The bird rocketed into the air again, a ropey trail of internal fluid leaking onto the floundering corpse as it fell to the ground with a gut-curdling squelch.

There followed a period of nearly a minute while Shep screamed at them to stop firing into the air after the damn bird, which seemed to be arcing far out over the canyon in an effort to get out of range. When he'd finally gotten them calmed down, the clerk leaned out of a gap in the storefront glass, shouting at them.

I GOT BLISTAS ON MY FINGAS!

His torrent of lead blew out the eyes of two of the horses standing in front and sent them careening into the crowd. The heart, throat, and right eye of the man standing next to Shep all opened up with a fwupfwupfwup like somebody punching a hanging slab of ribs with a boxer's glove, and that one looked over at Shep before falling to the ground. Shep took a step back. Jesus Christ. Jesus fucking Christ.

When the shooting stopped, Shep and the dozen or so of his smarter men had their horses kneeling down, taking cover behind them. One of them, a spindly-legged, scraggly-bearded one maybe twenty years old whose name Shep did not know and had never cared to know dove behind Shep's great black horse and laid there on the searing-hot hardpan, quivering.

Sh-Shep, Christ, how we gonna—

Shut your goddamned mouth. Shep clutched his wound. The tightness of the damned leather jacket creaking and stifling him, making it impossible to figure out how hurt he was. You leave the thinking to me. Reaching out with the redness, he detected nothing. An impossible hole where the hero's mind ought to be. Not fucking possible...

What isn't?

I said shut up, shut the FUCK up! He could hear the sound of bullets clicking into the rifle's tube. He's reloading. Shep found his inner voice again, threw it at the group. Two columns, move up and take him while he's empty—

The clerk's voice came rolling out of the storefront, jolly and clear as a Broadway singer of old.

I never thought that I would climb / over the moon in ecstasy / but nevertheless it's there that I'm / shortly about to be! / 'cause I've got a golden ticket...

He's still got that pistol, Shep...

Yes, indeed, Shep, I've still got that pistol! It's a fine pistol and for absolutely free with your purchase of three rolls of film at five ninety-nine a roll, you too can witness a demonstration!

None of his men moved. He wanted to shout at them, but he couldn't show his enemy that there was hesitation on the part of his gang... couldn't have them back off or they would have left an offense unanswered— HE would have left an offense unanswered and that made him weak, it made him unfit...

A voice whispering at his ear. The voice of the clerk, the words casual and almost friendly.

You're thinking about bluffing to me that I haven't got a chance and I should just give it up right now. Trouble is, my good fellow, that just isn't the case. I have met your kind on many a flat and barren plain such as this, and here I am still. I was a liberal-minded individual before everything fell apart you see, and I believed in equal rights and sociopolitical sensitivity and all that, and the reason I tell you this is so you appreciate the level of disdain I have for you when I tell you that I have seen your worth, and that I have judged you to be a pathetic, pretentious, prepubescent little faggot and it is now my ambition to see you die like one.

Shep stood up, roaring.

Kill him! Kill the son of a bitch!

It was something his men could understand, and they sprayed the storefront with the bullets of their varying and mismatched weapons, exhausting their magazines and loading in more and firing until the brick storefront became pitted with craters and no glass remained in the door frames – the mechanism for sliding them open seized on itself as the misshapen door ground against the track it sat in. No answer from the clerk— neither bullets nor taunts.

Get in there! Fucking get in there, rip his goddamn head off so I can take a shit on it!

He leaped the side of his horse, spitting more bullets into the cavernous darkness beyond the doorways, the men following him, their yells a crescendo following him.

They burst inside, swarming the front of the store with footfalls and bullets. Bottles of nail polish along the cosmetics wall unleashing their own fonts of blood upon the floor. The two registers shattering, bursting open and the dollars within frittering away to dust in the air. Their weapons fell silent amid the mournful fluttering of the greeting cards through the gunsmoke. Through the shivering sound of their settling, there came no retort.

Fan out. Cover each other. He's here. You.

The scraggly-bearded youth straightened as Shep barked at him. S-sir.

On me. You three, too. I'm going to wear his face. You find him, you hurt him enough he can't fight. Nobody kills him but me, got that? He's mine. Move the fuck out.

---

The clerk crawled out from under the rock into the larger cavern, the rifle cradled in the crooks of his elbows like a child, the pistol dragging over the rocks with a clatter as the echoes of the gunfire drifted down to him from above. He had maybe two or three minutes before they discovered he was nowhere in the store, and then the smart one, Shep, would certainly find the hatch.

He'd shot down seven or eight men, wounded a few more. He brought out the little flashlight and clicked it on, drawing out the box of bullets for the rifle. They were no larger than thick nails. He had one more reload left, minus three or four shots. He could put a few more of them in the soil with that, but it wouldn't break them. The two boxes of pistol ammo he had sitting in his vest might do it, but that meant letting them get close, and he had no intention of doing that.

Time to move, he said, plugging the ear bud into his ear. Saladin.

Half a mile away, the bird responded. Warning – unit has sustained abnormal trauma. Estimated remaining battery life is one and one half hour.

Assess two equubots with highest functionality, mark as Rowdy One and Rowdy Two. Subvert navigation — set Rowdy Two for rally point two and execute. Rally Rowdy One to my position. Execute.

---

The falcon found the field of battle to be free of hostiles, all having flooded into the store. It ignored as irrelevant the shouts and battle cries and roars of frustration within as they continued to tear the place apart. It alighted upon the saddle of one and leaned in toward the mane. As if to whisper in their silent language of conspiracy.

When Saladin had finished with the two horses, they both came about and thundered along the rim of the canyon, the procedural workings of their manufactured minds as mercifully ignorant of the depth of their betrayal as the winged instigator above them was of its treachery.

---

The clerk came to the steep, low-ceilinged drop that made any ascent through the cold, lightless cave impossible. Tucking the loaded rifle again to his chest and skidding down it, raking his backside with the roughness of the stone. It was fifteen feet down at least, and at the bottom a fully-grown man needed to crawl feet-first on his back to go forward through the dark. That Eli and Fanny were not here proved the man had found some way of conveying her through – probably by dragging her through after first leaving her, crawling out and then subsequently reorienting himself so he could crawl back in and get hold of her ankle, he imagined.

It became easier after he got out from the smaller tunnel. The darkness widened out into a passageway that could be traversed while hunched over. The clerk searched his memory for any recollection of claustrophobia in his former life, and could find none. He saw the sharpness of daylight peeking through the hole up ahead just as he heard a shout from the tunnel far behind him, echoing from the chill of the unreal dark from whence he'd come.

He stepped into the wandering afternoon, the brightness and heat somehow mellowed and completely divorced from the hell that had broken all about it and would still—

The clerk went tumbling forward, the rifle wrenched from his grip, slamming into the canyon wall. He whirled about to find himself staring at a dozen of the filthy men with their ratty weapons, murder in every eye. The one that had thrown him clutched the rifle as a war prize.

Fuckin' dumb you think we are, all of us to bottle up for you like that?

The clerk grinned just slightly.

Gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen, dumb is no barrier.

The pistol was in his hand and pointed at the head of the one who held captive his rifle, and the movement was so fast none of them knew from whence it had come.

Slow... now that might be.

wiki update #6: organizized

I've cleaned up the front page of the wiki so that things are under their own category pages. I wanted to shoot out something more, but things conspired to get in the way.

The conclusion to Patrick's tale coming before the end of the month.

clouds across a sky-blue mind

Author's note: I was supposed to post this before in between "nothing but time" and "cool, dark places," but neglected to do so. So now, here it is to break up the flow of the narrative.

From astride the shattered throat of the nation, the sunrise bled. The sky a crooked wound never to heal – the clouds the jagged scar tissue. More rain rolled in. From above the fury of the overflowing canyon, the pilgrim sat beneath the aegis of the store's collapsed drive-thru awning.

Next to him the silver platter with etching on which the clerk had laid a microwaved breakfast burrito and two small, perfectly round pills – one blue, one white.

---

It's important to remember, my good man, that heaven isn't closed off to those of us sane enough to expedite the journey, if you see what it is that I am saying to you. If that's your wish, then this little white bastard is all too willing to accommodate you. And if it makes you feel any better, I sure won't judge you any less of a stand-up guy.

But you see, as I'd hate that to happen to you, as I truly would, I think you should have a look at this far more nutritious blue motherfucker. Unremarkable to the untrained eye, it holds a ferocious hunger and vicious misanthropy, which are belied by its peaceful cerulean hue. That is to say, it's blue color – don't look at me all confused like that, it makes me feel pretentious. Forrest Carter, he said dreams are like clouds sailing across a sky-blue mind. This sky-blue pill goes right on ahead and gobbles up all the dreams, and leaves nothing but blue. Whatever unpleasantness lurking around in there, it paints it over, sweeps it under the rug. Of course, that means you're like to run across those things again, given time – oh, about twenny-four hours. Lucky for you I've got enough to keep the devil's own legions as calm as a country church mouse – and out here we adhere to universal healthcare.

That isn't to say, of course, that those are the only two options. No no no no no. I mean, alternately you could dance around buck-naked and cover yourself with rock lizards, becoming some sort of bizarre lizard-king of the wastelands, terrorizing any unlucky enough to wander into your domain, paving your bodies with the paths of your fallen foes and impaling their heads on spikes.

Or something.

---

His wife's brains in the back of the truck. White. The ever-present fucker, looking down, glaring at him, daring him – wanting him – to sin with the taking of another life. Blue. The fact he'd already killed the woman he loved the most – damned already, and he too proud to beg the fucker and his son forgiveness. White. The pit, with its frozen lake and constant torments. Blue. None of it existed – it was all superstition and a hoax, like Santa Claus, and he had been too weak in the face of the complete and terminal lunacy of the last days of mankind to admit it. White. The thought of his heart ceasing to beat. Blue.

White. Blue. White. Blue. The rain never ceasing but rising to a crescendo of fury, as if the lord above who he had renounced wished to grind his face to the ground until he finally shouted out his true nature for the world to see – finally gave out the last, pathetic shred of reason that remained to him after everything had been taken.

A flash of lightning no more than a mile away, and in the glaring slash there appeared the clerk in his fedora and long brown coat. The gun dangling unconcerned at his hip beneath the protection of the coat. His booted feet struck the stones as he approached, and he joined the pilgrim beneath the collapsed overhang, taking a seat on the concrete median between the two drive-thru lanes. Whipped his hat about to shake the water off. Every move somehow preening. The pilgrim did not look at him.

Now if you don't eat your burrito, then you aren't going to get any ice cream.

The pilgrim's fists flailing out, an inhuman shout bursting from his throat, hurling the platter into the wet, scattering its contents among the rocks. Throwing the clerk to the ground, straddling him, his hands grasping the scruff of his shirt and shaking him. It's all funny to you, FUCK YOU! You've never had anything, never believed! It's EASY for you to laugh, you fuck, you lousy...

The clerk kept his hands wide and open, not making any effort to defend himself. The pilgrim's outburst little more than dirtying his coat. Everybody deals in a different way with the junk knocking around loose upstairs. I see humor isn't your preferred method.

The pilgrim got off of him and fell weeping to the ground. The clerk sat up after a moment and slapped the grit from himself. I'm starting to think it might be unsafe to leave you unsupervised. But somebody needs to get some food, so as soon as this monsoon passes us up I'm going to take Sal out and see if I can't grab us some rattlesnake. Or whatever snakes are indigenous to western Nevada. You know Nevada means snowed-on? That's it. Half this damn planet was named by drunk Spaniards, it seems – I sure as hell haven't seen a damned flake of the stuff out here, I don't know about you.

Why did he take them?

The clerk stopped at this. Silence for a moment but for the uncaring rain, and the gentle roll of thunder from across the distance.

He didn't take anything. You drove your damn horse into a hole in the ground and accidentally killed your whole family. If you'd ridden a few feet right or left or gone slower in poor visibility, you wouldn't have, and you'd still be passing through here now, happy with them, or after a fashion, unless you beat them, in which case that's your own nevermind, because I certainly don't care. Afterward, I'm guessing from your theatrics, that you blew your own wife's head off to save her another few days of suffering. So near as I can figure, that's your fault, too. And this is the important part – if it had been any other dumbass and his loved ones rolling along in your very same tire treads, well that dumbass would be right where you are right this minute, and I'd be here straightening him out, too, because like the world that turns around the sun and all other things bound by the pull of gravity and the nuclear forces, I treat all folks just about the same. And if there's a big naked old man in the sky who only loves white people that think white people crossed the desert into Bathsheba or Canaan or whatever the hell weird-named place that's the promised land, then he's sure not showing any preferences as to who rides into a hole and blows their wife's head off with a shotgun. What I guess I'm saying, I think, is that I think you feel singled out, and that's just not so. But I must say I'm pleased that you decided not to take either of those pills. Shows you've got spirit – that's the important part.

The pilgrim had curled into a ball and begun a low moaning. The clerk stood over him that way for a while. The rain abated somewhat, still beating against the awning.

You can admit that, or I guess you don't have to. Just make up your mind one way or the other. You're getting kinda tiresome, frankly.

---

Some time later, the clerk was sitting inside the store, and when he looked to the door saw the pilgrim standing at the front register – then the man shuffled over, wet and dejected, to join him.

It's my fault.

What is?

I'm sorry.

I suppose that IS the next stage.

I don't know what I'll do next. I want to keep living.

Not too much of an expert on what to do next, old sport. But if living is your immediate concern, you can do it here until you feel you need to move on.

How did you end up here?

How did any of us?

(Author's note: All caught up? Chronologically, this is the post you should read next. Thanks for your patience.)

update schedule: oops

I realized I forgot to add a post and have essentially left out part of Patrick's story. This is my own damned fault for not looking more carefully at what I was posting, and the result is it mucks up the entire progression. I will have it up after I get home from fucking work today, with apologies. It takes place between "nothing but time" and "cool, dark places."

it always is with heroes

He swaddled her in his long brown coat, and clad in his shirt, tie, and vest he bore the cold of the night. Picked up the injured bird and gathered up the parts he could see were of immediate necessity, shucking all of it into one saddle bag. Bade the horse kneel so he could place her upon its back, mounted up himself and the fake creature rose shakily. The beating of its hooves and the hazy glow of their breath in the campfire vanished into the night along with all of the other half-remembered dreams.

She leaned shivering against him, cheek resting on one of his shoulder blades and hands clasped about his belly, squeezing with what must have been every last bit of strength left in her. He felt her breath move sharp over her lips whenever they hit a bump. He held one of his leather-gloved hands over hers to keep them warm. In the dark, even with the moon, he could only get them up to thirty safely. They'd said something about a Shep, and it meant they were not the only ones. It meant others might come looking for them. The black pill would stave off death, but not in that case – with more of them and she an invalid and he without the rifle on the flatness of the plain.

He felt her shiver awake. Gramma. Don't leave her.

He grasped his hand over her thin, bony fingers just a little tighter. She's ahead of us.

---

At the first light of morning he stopped the horse. The canyon off in the distance, with the road slanting up to take them above it and back to the store. In daylight, he could make the ride much more quickly. He had the horse kneel again as he got off and lifted her. She had fallen into a comatose slumber that he knew to be the necessary side effect of the drug.

The clerk examined her wound and nodded. The bullet had gone straight through her, leaving a terrible exit wound. The exit wound had closed up into scabbed scar tissue that he found to be agreeably free of any signs of infection. The impact site at her belly was nearly gone but for the scar tissue. The internal damage was hard to gauge. Her previous infections had been utterly eradicated, he could see.

We'll have you set aright quite soon, Miss. First some fresh bandages.

---

The shadow that fell across the empty, flyblown corpse of Berg was comically thin in the stretched light of early morning. Straight as a rail and all sharp edges. No hat to protect from the sun. Belts and straps dangling down about the pants – which were themselves a nightmare of zippers and straps. The double-breasted leather jacket sucking all heat out of the chill air surrounding. He'd painted his face and neck with white makeup and darkened the pits surrounding his eyes with black, rubbed jagged lines of black perpendicular to his lips to make a sort of death-face. The eyes glowed a red so deep there was no distinguishing where iris ended and white began.

Little insects little insects. Not even God could love such little filthy cowards, could He? You watch them gorge now... watch them get fat. And then the sun comes out and they run and leave the rest to the buzzards and the pathogens.

Boss?

Nothing. Never mind. I apologize for using so many syllables at once. I'm assuming we have found tracks, Johnnyjohnnybobonny?

That way, Shep. Out toward that canyon, east.

We're dealing with somebody interesting, boys. He knew the old hag would slow him up, so he shot her. She could've been worth something to the city boys.

Mighta been Berg or Yancy, Boss. They both been knowed to shoot fer no good reason.

Quite true. But this was the same gun that killed the others... well, except Lige. And neither of these idiots would have left so immac— clean a body. Mount back up. We can't have somebody killing our own and thinking it's a small thing.

You really think it was one guy, Shep?

It always is with heroes, isn't it?

He got back onto the horse. Waved his hand over the controls and the horse's speakers regurgitated Aerosmith. He reached to the small of his back and pulled out the Ingram, let out a rallying spray into the air and the thirty of them hanging about at the outskirts of the camp drew into rank before him. He reared the horse about and shot forward at a full gallop, the horses actuators straining to keep up with his orders.

The horde thundered out across the flat wastes toward the burning sun just out of its cradle, in its entirety a small point of ferocity and hatred in the otherwise featureless and emotionless plain of the desert.

---

The clerk found Eli waiting out front of the store with the rifle at his approach. It was not quite noon, and still the girl slept. Eli shouldered the weapon and took the girl down, holding her in his arms.

What happened to the old woman?

The clerk dismounted.

It was too late. He went for the saddlebags and drew out the damaged falcon. Get her inside.

---

The bullet had clipped a pivot point in the left wing and bent it severely out of true, the clerk could see. He rumbled about in the toolbox to find the proper part as the man Eli looked over the comatose form of the girl. The harsh fluorescents of the pharmacy gave her skin a funereal hue. Her wounds were completely sealed – identifiable only by a horrendous blood blister at entry and exit, and the scar tissue.

She was shot?

Clean through, the clerk said as he slid the replacement part in and bolted it securely. Been laying there for hours by the time I arrived. She's made of tougher stuff than some other men I've known.

These black pills...

No idea what they are or how they work – I just hope that machine in the corner there keeps making it when I ask it to, or that Aesclepius drops by to jerk another load into it, as, lacking a rational explanation, we can only assume such a powerful plot device would be powered by god-seed.

The clerk could see the shotgun impact had embedded itself in the bird's cooling system and the battery, and he did not have anything to replace either. Sighing, he brought out the epoxy and sealed the acid leak, then dug the shrapnel out of the freon reservoir and patched that with the adhesive as well, muttering to himself all the while. Bunch of savages in this town.

---

The machine in the corner of the pharmacy had not excreted any more of the black pills by midday, and the clerk felt anxious. That it could run out now, after all the other times he'd used it, seemed to him a sad sort of joke, even compared to the general state of things.

He brought the falcon outside and considered starting it up again, but knew that any flight it made could be its last. The man Eli stayed with the girl as the clerk scanned the horizon, the fingers of his right hand drumming across the grip of the rifle as he held it. Others. There were others, and they'd come looking. Any crew with characters that rowdy – that split them into teams to work the area like that – had a confident leader. One who could command from afar.

It was an hour later that he saw the first telltale speck in the distance – another few minutes and he realized it would expand into a cloud of dust and from it would emerge a large group. He sighed.

This all seems to be leading inexorably toward exactly the sort of tiresome confrontation I came out here to avoid.

---

Behind the freezer – the air harsh and rotten-smelling in their nostrils. Eli held the girl in his arms, still wrapped in the coat of the clerk. The clerk moved aside a rolling shelving unit full of empty milk crates to reveal a stairway leading down to the basement. He nodded at it.

Earthquake shifted stuff something fierce, I can only guess. There's a tunnel that leads down to the canyon floor. I'd have brought us up, but you see, there are a few first steps that are a doozy, if you see what it is that I'm saying to you. Meaning, you know, that it's a one-way path of transit. I'm going to hold off those guys off for as long as I can. I strung a wire that'll show up nice and bright orange when you shine this little flashlight on it. That wire leads to a button near the entrance that when you press it will let me know you've got out to the other end – so I'd be much obliged if you'd do that, old sport. Then what you do is run west until your sides feel like busting, at which point you run until you feel like dying, at which point you run some more.

Eli shook his head. I should stay here and fight with you. I shouldn't leave after what all you did for me.

Believe me, there's no thought more comforting than you getting your face shot off after all I did to try to get you back up on your feet, but you don't need to hang out here just because I want you to. Really, you can get going any time, and see that the girl is out of the way of any bullets.

You promise me that you'll meet back up with us.

That would be at best overly optimistic and at worst downright disingenuous.

You pretend to be hard and crazy and not to care, but it isn't so. Promise, and I'll do as you say.

The clerk sighed. I'll do everything I can to meet up with you. Now get going, and give the girl a pill at sundown tonight and tomorrow night. Her wound may be closed but it takes at least three days to completely heal.

I'm going to pray for you. I know you don't appreciate that.

I'll take it. Git.

He watched them disappear into the dark and wandered back to the pharmacy where he donned the heavy left-hand glove and activated the falcon. The bird's claws scratched against the countertop as it bumbled up onto the glove.

Sallah ad din.

The mechanical eyes snapped to his.

At the risk of sounding like an unenlightened, disrespectful jingoistic fuckhead, I happen to know some virgins who are dying to meet you.

---

At their thundering approach, the store seeped out of the horizon like rot on wood. Shep knew immediately that this lonely place was the one, even before he saw the man standing out in front of it. In the high sun of noon, the figure stood tall and shadowless a few feet before the store, the legs evenly apart, the vest and shirt and tie sharp and unmoving.

The pistol hung motionless from its strap, the rifle pointing downward parallel to his leg but not touching the ground, the ragged falcon perched on the glove eying them with its alien and unfeeling gaze, the only pair of eyes visible between those two. Beneath the fedora, his face hid in the one point of darkness amid the silent rage of noon.

He did not move, even after Shep's entire crowd of marauders stopped before him and their dust drifted over. When it had settled, there seemed not to be a mote of it upon him, and still he stood motionless.

Shep called out to him.

Well, you couldn't have made it more obvious, standing there like that. I appreciate you saving me the trouble of having to tear all over this country finding you. You're pretty brave for someone who shoots little old ladies.

Silence for a moment, and then, without the slightest motion of anything else, his thumb cocking the rifle.

Well, that's a funny coincidence. You're pretty eloquent for someone who's about to be dead.

update schedule and thanks where it's due

Patrick's story arc has taken a fair amount of time, and it's my intention to power on through it before the month is out. Part of this is because I've just come to a revelation on exactly what the story of our shadowy third clerk will center upon. I had always envisioned some details of his first story arc but until last night really had no clear idea just what the central conflict of his tale would be.

I should of course mention that I did not come to this epiphany on my own, but, as usual, received some help from Sean K, the same rowdy son of a bitch who has created virtually every piece of art for this site (often at a moment's notice). He has been in on The Last Clerks since the very beginning, and has always been a sounding board for the frequently ridiculous ideas I come up with. In this case, the seed he planted in my head for the first story arc of Spencer LaSalle has blossomed into a horrific, disfigured tree that gushes blood rather than sap when stabbed.

Which is to say, it's perfect. Stay tuned.

all good deeds

They carried on the fight with it – the soulless machine leaping from rock to rock, flying through the air and swooping down, but rarely daring to engage them in a direct attack any longer. It must have figured out they were wise to such a dive-bomb maneuver now that it had been used twice.

Berg, through his destroyed face, could only lay behind the car in pain next to the hobbled Yancy – both men had the entirety of the gang's sterile bandages upon them and it was not enough to bind all of their wounds.

Berg had his mind back, and the redness. In the expanding dusk, he had one red eye and the other curiously dulled. It had not yet dawned on him that this eye had gazed upon its last image – he assumed it was closed and couldn't open, and he did not think too hard about any of it.

Finally one of them hit the bird as it perched on a rock – winging it in the side. It responded with the high-pitched shriek again, capered about on the rock as if to take off but couldn't. Yancy wailed something out, leaped from cover, and fired the shotgun off.

The falcon caught the shrapnel and sailed off the rock, seeming for a moment to hang brokenly in the air. It struck the ground with a shattering noise – bits and pieces of itself drawing out some strange meaningless pictograph across the alkali.

I got it! I got the sumbitch I...

Shudfugup. Gimme the licker.

One of the others dropped down to his knees next to Berg and handed him off the canteen full of grain alcohol. Berg brought it to his lipless teeth and drank in the numbness. Coughs tearing his lungs apart from the inside. Warm flecks leaving his mouth from deep within him, and he had to hope it wasn't blood.

Berg, what about the girl? We don't know where...

Fug the girl. Fug fix me up.

The sun was sinking. As the two unharmed tended to Yancy and Berg, the grandmother sat in the passenger seat of the car, clearly expecting somebody to start driving. Harrumping and looking impatient as one of them would pass by, and they ignorant of her scorn.

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The man on the horse racing toward all of it heard something from the mind of the broken bird, echoing from within that form crucified on the ground.

Status of Subject Fox unknown. Subject George is hostage. Hostile combat capability sixty percent. Four tangos. System has sustained damage outside of regular operational parameters. Initiating safe shutdown procedures.

He took the ear bud out and stowed it, kicking the horse's ribs a final time and leaning forward in the saddle as together they traversed the dusty expanse with the speed of a hawk's telltale shadow.

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Pain thudded through all of them with a dullness that lacked specificity of any kind. Berg's mind sank into slumber and the pain clawed his mind out of it. Night fell and he was vaguely aware of the three of them starting a fire.

How he gonna head us up with no fuckin' face?

Yancy, shut up.

I'm just sayin'. How he gonna shoot with one fuckin' eye? How he gonna talk with no lips?

He's got the redness better'n we do. He's...

Fuck his red and fuck him. You know what Shep'd do.

Berg forced his eye open and fixed it on Yancy. Tried for some threat, but the pain in his head wouldn't let him form anything. Watched as the three of them stood over him, talking. The looks on the faces of the two others dubious and unsure. Yancy's speech disappearing in the depth of Berg's agony and he only had Yancy's wild gestures with the shotgun and the look of frothy glee on the man's face at the thought of murdering him.

Wait... what was that?

What you fuckin' talkin' about?

Sh! Fucking idiot, cork it for a sec...

The sound echoed from somewhere in the west – the voice low and mournful before spiking up again.

Do you don't you waaaaaaaant me to love yooooooooooou?

They clustered by the car all of a sudden, except for Yancy, who stood his ground.

Hey what the fuck is...

Three crunches in a row so quick as to be a single one. The head snapped back at the same moment the left shoulder seemed to try to jump away from the body and the stomach popped open. It was only a split-second after the bullets struck that the crackcrackcrack drifted from the great expansive dark surrounding the camp.

Blood dribbling down the whole front of his body, the rivulets joining one another and becoming a torrent on the alkali as he took a half-step back. Tried to lift the shotgun. A sneer of effort that turned into a whimper, and he fell to his knees and sagged forward, and the last revelation for him was that he'd shit his pants.

The shots had come from the east, but the voice came from the north, and it was a vaudevillian singer.

Oh you don't say fuck in the presence of a lady! / No you don't say fuck to a gaaaaaaaaal! / And though it slips out most times 'fore you know it / A proper-fine gal won't ask you to show it / and sure m'friend as shit she don't offer to blow it / if you drop an eff bomb on a gaaaaaaaaaaaal!

Berg tried to get up, but didn't have the strength. The other two were loading up their AKs, and god damn it, Berg couldn't tell them to stay calm, couldn't tell them that the bastard was clearly using a silencer, that the cracking was no report but the sound of the bullets going supersonic...

All the while the voice coming from a different direction each time. They sprayed into the dark, shouting at him to reveal himself, and after each volley he would snicker from the southwest or mock them from the north.

A whisper, directly behind them, the voice snarling and gravelly and filled with rage, savoring every word.

Tell me what thy name is on the night's plutonian shore.

They whirled around and fired themselves empty. As the last bits of brass clinked to the ground, they heard his boots on the hardpan behind them. When they turned, they saw him step into the light from behind another rock, the gun in his right hand, aiming from the hip, the left hovering over the hammer and a silencer screwed onto the end of the barrel.

They dropped the guns – one of them held up a hand.

Please –

—kill you? Not a problem.

A brief storm of high-pitched hisses, and they fell to the ground next to one another. Berg could not see the tall gunman's face as he approached the car, the fire backlighting him and leaving all in shadow.

The old woman's voice snapped from the car.

When are we going?

He gestured toward her with the gun without even glancing at her, the movement nonchalant and ingrained in muscle memory. A single sharp hiss. Berg felt the car jerk with her movement, and the clerk did not believe that those parts of her that were left on that sullen, resigned earth joined those already redeemed in their ascension. The round had no time to break the sound barrier and so no crack followed to mask the rattle of her final exhalation.

Berg found he could not move as the clerk stood over him with the pistol, carefully unscrewing the silencer and slipping it back into a pocket on the inside of his coat. With his thumb he slid open the loading gate and his fingers got to work on unscrewing the extractor, and he stood over the man Berg as the bullets clinked across the ground one by one.

He spoke as he started clicking more bullets into the gun.

I'd say I'm sorry I had to do that, but the world's a distrustful enough place as it is without us all lying to one another. Incidentally, that's also why I won't say it wasn't the most damn fun I've had in who knows. Now, what I will say though, and you need to believe me when I say it because I mean it – is that it was not my intention for Sal to go for your face like that. You just went after my little friend so fast it completely slipped my mind to tell him not to do that. Speaking of old Sal, I realize you and your buddies there did what you all had to. I can ask neither more nor less of a man. Well... I do suppose I can ask that a man refrain from destroying a helpless girl's car and planning on either putting his penis in her or handing her over to people that'll surely do the same... then again, things are different than when I was a boy, and who's to say what new societal mores have arisen in these freer times, what with flappers about on the street without so much as a respectable man to escort them, and ladies who have a condition walking about like it's nothing to be embarrassed of, and other such advances that reveal my latent nineteenth-century misogyny... I seem to have lost my train of thought.

Don' kill me...

The Koran tells us that for every man there is a purpose that drives his life, and that yours should be the doing of all good deeds. You have lived your whole life and done the precise opposite of that.

'm surry.

Strangely, I am too.

The bullet put out Berg's remaining eye. It bled only for a moment and then stopped. The clerk dropped the gun, and it dangled lazily down at his side again. As if twiddling its thumbs and whistling, looking away from its murder as if to slyly distance itself from what it had done.

The clerk brought out a small flashlight and soon found the trail of blood away from all the others – the one leading behind the rock that had been Saladin's last stand. She lay in a fetal position, curled up, hands covering a wound to the stomach. She was shivering violently. He took her in his arms and reached into his pocket for the pill bottle.

He put the pill in her mouth and massaged her throat until she had swallowed it. He kissed her forehead.

Not going to let you slip away just yet, little friend. I'm not as merciful as all that.